We landed in Lihue with a sinus infection and the onset of a case of the common cold, precisely not the way you want to feel when you arrive on “the garden island” of Kuaui, reputed by many visitors and all locals to be the most beautiful of the Hawaiian Islands.

Despite our illnesses, we were excited to explore the oldest island of the chain.  We quickly picked up the rental car and headed north to Hanalei Bay, a perfect horseshoe-shaped, white sand beach with the dramatic, tropical green, jagged, sky-reaching cliffs of Na Pali serving as a backdrop.

The town of Hanalei is a few roads of shops, restaurants, smoothie and shave ice stands that cater to three distinct groups:  1.the khaki pant, Hawaiian shirt and flower-print dress-wearing ,middle-agers on the vacation of a lifetime, 2.the local surfers, and 3.the wanna-be local, sometimes-called back-to-the-earth, granola white kids sporting bad attempts at dirty dreadlocks.

Not really fitting in with any of the groups, my wife and I spent the evening resting alone in preparation for the next day’s trek.

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The Kalalau Trail begins where the road ends on the northwest side of Kauai.  For eleven miles it climbs in-and-out and up-and-down the Na Pali coast before ending at a secluded beach accessible only on foot or by boat in the summer.

Immediately from the trailhead, the slippery, muddy, rocky and rooty path ascends the cliff under a rainforest canopy.  Having gotten on our way a little later than planned, I was already questioning our ability to make it the full eleven miles in one day.

Two miles into it, we reached the first beach.  Due to high seas typical for winter in the south Pacific, there was no sand, only rocks the size of basketballs and bigger.

We crossed the river and continued on.

For the next four and a half miles, we billy-goated up, down, and over switchbacks with narrow passages where one slip of a foot would have sent us over the edge, our saviors being bushes and scrubby trees that more than likely would have stopped us from falling to the rocky coast hundreds of feet below if we had we fallen.  The terrain was never flat, consisently rocky, and forever meandering.  The sun was getting hot and we were getting tired.

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“Around mile seven or so, it gets real intense.  You have to keep your concentration.  One slip and you are going over for sure.  That would be it.  It is beautiful though…watching the waves crash on the rocks below.  It’s only for 20 minutes or so that its like that.”

In all the research we had done on the trail, we had not heard about this dangerous section.  The fellow trekker’s report spooked us for sure.  My wife and I became independently deflated, both independently accepting that we were not going to complete the trek.  We both submitted to what we considered an unnecessary risk when propped up against our love.

“One slip” is not what is was when we were younger.  The excitement, the challenge, the thrill were no longer sensible.  “One slip” now meant “grave loss,” “horror,” “deep pain,” “inexcusable guilt.”

We returned to the mid-way camp just beyond mile marker six.  It was mid-afternoon.

More than likely we would have navigated the extra-precipitous area just fine and reached Kalalau Beach sometime around 4:30.  We were satisfied in knowing that we would bed down together again that evening, however.

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After hiking out the following day, we drove around to the other side of the island and up through Waimea Canyon to check-in at a cabin we reserved at Kokee Lodge, situated at 4000 feet above sea level.

Mark Twain considered Waimea Canyon equal in beauty to the Grand Canyon.  We agreed.

Strata of yellows, browns and southern Utah redrock red warmed our bodies via our visual sensory perceptions.  The air was cool, the sunshine was perfect-for-napping warm, and the sky forever blue.

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Our Hawaiian trip was coming to an end.  Truth be told, we were tired, sick, and haggard.  We needed a vacation from our vacation.

Before departing, I have to tell you that while on Kauai we saw an upside down Hawaiian flag flying by the roadside.  On it were the words “the U.S. stole this nation” written in dark black.

I can remember being in grade school and seeing how far Hawaii was from the mainland U.S. on the globe.  It seemed odd to me then that we had a state so far away.  I have since learned of its geopolitical importance.

May Pele bless the people of Hawaii.

(written 29 February 2004)

Halfway down the steepest inclined road I have ever seen (we’re talking steeper than Lombard in San Francisco and without the turns), I began to doubt that we were going the right way.  It seemed we were getting further and further from the beach.  My wife mentioned about seeing a walkway going out the lookout.  I then thought that maybe we were to begin there.

We then began walking back up the steepest road I have ever seen.  Winded and with burning calves, we encountered another couple on their way down. 

“This is the way to the beach,” they said matter-of-factly. 

It turned out we were going the right way.  Dejected, we sat by the roadside questioning whether we wanted to start down again.  We could simply go to the lookout and see the gorgeous Waipio Valley on the Big Island of Hawaii from there.

Enter Ted “All Sing to the Highest Mountain.”  While sitting by the roadside, Ted came down around the first and only true bend in the road and stopped.  He asked my wife if we wanted a ride to the bottom. 

We gratefully accepted the offer.

While slowly eeking his four-wheel drive grey Ford pick-up down the incline, Ted told us that he was a taro farmer living in the valley and that he gets a good price for his crop because he can sell it to markets in Oahu.  He also spoke of the valley’s remoteness.  High school children had to walk the half mile, 800 foot plus elevation gain road every morning to catch the bus to school, and no medical clinic could be found in the valley.  In the event of an emergency, a helicoptor would be called in. 

Ted was a man in his latter years of life.  His snow white hair was tucked neatly under his cowboy hat.  He drove barefoot, his feet the product of decades of going shoeless.  My wife said they looked like a Sherpa’s foot, thick with thicker skin and toes splayed out instead of tucked together nicely.  He resonated a peacefulness I could only wish for.  His dark eyes gleamed with happiness and contentment.

Much to my disatisfaction, we soon reached the bottom of the hill and it was time for us to depart.  After explaining to him our predicament when he happened upon us, my wife thanked him for his generosity.  She knew he was an angel and told him so.  I did not deny it.

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Often times when we travel, we go into the trip with huge expectations.  I am guilty of this myself.  Surely, it is the unexpected that often provides us with the best memories of the trip.

Meeting Ted and riding with him for a short ten minutes is testament to that.  He lifted our spirits, giving us the energy to continue on to the black sand beach just up the dirt road from where he left us out. 

“All Sing to the Highest Mountain” was the translation of his Hawaiian last name into Engligh.  We understood.

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We spent five days on the Big Island, guests of a friend of ours working as a guide there.  How else could we afford such a trip?!!  Hawaii is expensive.  From its overpriced lodging to its overpriced food.  It is more a tourist trap than island paradise.  Don’t get me wrong, the islands are beautiful and the weather splendid. 

Through our friend, we had a place to crash each night and were guests on a 58 foot catamaran that went on daily sunset sails, snorkeling trips, and whale watches (the humpbacks winter in Hawaii, mating and giving birth in the warm waters).

We visited Hawaii Volcanoes National Park where we walked with a headlamp in hand beyond the gate and into the dark abyss of Thurston’s Lava Tube, a tunnel where molten lava once flowed.  This is a truly mysterious experience not to be missed if you’re there.  Be sure not to pass up the Iki Trail that descends through tropical rainforest into the 1959 flow of the Kilauea Crater.  You’ll walk across a lunar landscape, passing vents still steaming from the massive eruption that occurred 45 years ago.

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After the Big Island, we had three and half days left to our vacation.   

We were dropped off at the airport in Kona to make our connection to Kauai on Friday morning.  I had an intense head cold and was feeling run down.  My wife had the beginnings of the illness that I was passing on to her.

 

(22 February 2004)

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